I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Randomize
