What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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