But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
barbara walters just said penis...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Randomize
