i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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