Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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