i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
FUCK WHALES
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
And then he peed in my hair
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