im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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