in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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