Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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