Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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