yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
there is glitter all over my balls
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