Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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