As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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