People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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