i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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