singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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