What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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