You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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