Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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