He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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