Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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