WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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