Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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