is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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