There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You were trust falling into bushes
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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