a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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