Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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