I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
sex in a hospital.. check
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
