Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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