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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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