Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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