You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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