What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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