ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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