Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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