I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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