Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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