Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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