I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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