Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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