I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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