do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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