I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just invented taco cereal.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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