He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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