I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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