i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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