yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
