idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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