"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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