Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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