I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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