is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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