No more Irish car bombs ever.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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