Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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