"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
either way he was missing a nipple.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
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