He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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