what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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