glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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